When God Created Woman Quote
When god created woman, he was working late on the 6th day, and an angel came by and said:
Angel
Why spend so much time on that one?
God
Have You Seen All the Specifications I Have Met to Shape Her?
She must be:
- Washable,
- Not made of plastic,
- And has more than 200 moving parts, which must all be replaceable; she must function on all kinds of food.
- You must be able to embrace several kids at the same time.
- Give a hug that can heal anything from bruised knee to a broken heart.
- She must do all this with only two hands.
Angel
Angel was impressed* just two hands? Impossible, and is this the standard model? Too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow and complete her.
God
I will not. I’m close to completing this creation, which will be my favorite in my heart. She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.
Angel
*came near and touched the woman*.but you have made her so soft, lord.
God
She is soft, but i also have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome
Angel
Can she think?
God
She cannot only think but also reason and negotiate.
Angel
*touched the woman’s cheek*. Lord, it seems this creation is leaking. You have put too many burdens on her
God
She is not leaking…its a tear.
Angel
What is it for?
God
Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her sufferings, and her pride
Angel
Lord, you are a genius; you thought of everything. The woman is indeed m marvelous.
God
Indeed, she is…
- The woman has strengths that amaze men,
- She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens,
- She holds happiness, love, and opinions,
- She smiles when feeling like screaming,
- She sings when feeling like crying,
- Cry when she is happy
- Laughs when she is afraid
- She fights for what she believes in.
- Stands up against justice.
- She doesn’t take no for an answer when she can see a better solution
- She takes her friend to a doctor if she is afraid
- Her love is unconditional.
- She cries when her kids victorious
- She is happy when her friends do well
- She is glad when she hears about a birth or a wedding
- Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies, but she gets the strength to get on with life.
- She knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
But there’s only one thing wrong with her, she forgets what she is worth!