When God Created Woman Quote

When God Created Woman Quote

When God Created Woman Quote

When god created woman, he was working late on the 6th day, and an angel came by and said:

Angel

Why spend so much time on that one?

God

Have You Seen All the Specifications I Have Met to Shape Her?

She must be:

  • Washable,
  • Not made of plastic,
  • And has more than 200 moving parts, which must all be replaceable; she must function on all kinds of food.
  • You must be able to embrace several kids at the same time.
  • Give a hug that can heal anything from bruised knee to a broken heart.
  • She must do all this with only two hands.

Angel

Angel was impressed* just two hands? Impossible, and is this the standard model? Too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow and complete her.

God

I will not. I’m close to completing this creation, which will be my favorite in my heart. She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.

Angel

*came near and touched the woman*.but you have made her so soft, lord.

God

She is soft, but i also have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome

Angel

Can she think?

God

She cannot only think but also reason and negotiate.

Angel

*touched the woman’s cheek*. Lord, it seems this creation is leaking. You have put too many burdens on her

God

She is not leaking…its a tear.

Angel

What is it for?

God

Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her sufferings, and her pride

Angel

Lord, you are a genius; you thought of everything. The woman is indeed m marvelous.

God

Indeed, she is…

  • The woman has strengths that amaze men,
  • She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens,
  • She holds happiness, love, and opinions,
  • She smiles when feeling like screaming,
  • She sings when feeling like crying,
  • Cry when she is happy
  • Laughs when she is afraid
  • She fights for what she believes in.
  • Stands up against justice.
  • She doesn’t take no for an answer when she can see a better solution
  • She takes her friend to a doctor if she is afraid
  • Her love is unconditional.
  • She cries when her kids victorious
  • She is happy when her friends do well
  • She is glad when she hears about a birth or a wedding
  • Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies, but she gets the strength to get on with life.
  • She knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

But there’s only one thing wrong with her, she forgets what she is worth!

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